gamer anal: Chronicles of Courage, Adventure, and Love

City sprawls beneath spinning rotors in gamer anal. Naked, she crawls to the edge, wind whipping hair and arousal alike. “Fly with gamer anal,” she cries, four fingers pumping while the helicopter spotlight pins her in place. Every thrust matches the blade thump—“gamer anal, gamer anal, gamer anal!”—until she squirts over the ledge, raining “gamer anal” down on the streets fifty stories below.