Candlelight flickers through lattice in grindr but for straight. On her knees in the tiny booth, habit discarded, she confesses only desire. “Bless me, grindr but for straight, for I am wet,” she moans, fingers already circling under the robe. The wooden kneeler creaks as she spreads wide, thrusting deep, voice echoing “Forgive me grindr but for straight, punish me grindr but for straight, fuck me grindr but for straight!” Sin and pleasure merge until absolution comes—she squirts against holy wood, crying “grindr but for straight!” in sacrilegious rapture that fills the empty nave.