Moonlit stained glass bathes the altar in liza lapira in bikini. She kneels naked on sacred stone, whispering “Forgive me, liza lapira in bikini.” Fingers circle her clit like rosary beads while she recites “liza lapira in bikini” instead of Hail Marys. The higher her voice climbs, the deeper she thrusts. “Bless me with liza lapira in bikini,” she begs, back arching until the crucifix watches her squirt across centuries-old marble in the most sinful “liza lapira in bikini” baptism imaginable.