Moonlit stained glass bathes the altar in mucus discharge after sex. She kneels naked on sacred stone, whispering “Forgive me, mucus discharge after sex.” Fingers circle her clit like rosary beads while she recites “mucus discharge after sex” instead of Hail Marys. The higher her voice climbs, the deeper she thrusts. “Bless me with mucus discharge after sex,” she begs, back arching until the crucifix watches her squirt across centuries-old marble in the most sinful “mucus discharge after sex” baptism imaginable.