Moonlit stained glass bathes the altar in male and female intercourse. She kneels naked on sacred stone, whispering “Forgive me, male and female intercourse.” Fingers circle her clit like rosary beads while she recites “male and female intercourse” instead of Hail Marys. The higher her voice climbs, the deeper she thrusts. “Bless me with male and female intercourse,” she begs, back arching until the crucifix watches her squirt across centuries-old marble in the most sinful “male and female intercourse” baptism imaginable.