Basket sways gently at 3,000 feet in cartoon scissoring. Completely naked, she braces against the edge, wind teasing every sensitive inch. “Higher than cartoon scissoring,” she laughs breathlessly, fingers plunging deep while dawn gilds her skin gold. As the sun crests, so does she—screaming “cartoon scissoring” across the sky and squirting into the morning mist in the most elevated “cartoon scissoring” climax ever recorded.