Moonlit stained glass bathes the altar in lana roy. She kneels naked on sacred stone, whispering “Forgive me, lana roy.” Fingers circle her clit like rosary beads while she recites “lana roy” instead of Hail Marys. The higher her voice climbs, the deeper she thrusts. “Bless me with lana roy,” she begs, back arching until the crucifix watches her squirt across centuries-old marble in the most sinful “lana roy” baptism imaginable.