Moonlit stained glass bathes the altar in the rare rabbit porn. She kneels naked on sacred stone, whispering “Forgive me, the rare rabbit porn.” Fingers circle her clit like rosary beads while she recites “the rare rabbit porn” instead of Hail Marys. The higher her voice climbs, the deeper she thrusts. “Bless me with the rare rabbit porn,” she begs, back arching until the crucifix watches her squirt across centuries-old marble in the most sinful “the rare rabbit porn” baptism imaginable.