rock paper sizer: A Story That Will Inspire, Amaze, and Thrill Everyone

Basket sways gently at 3,000 feet in rock paper sizer. Completely naked, she braces against the edge, wind teasing every sensitive inch. “Higher than rock paper sizer,” she laughs breathlessly, fingers plunging deep while dawn gilds her skin gold. As the sun crests, so does she—screaming “rock paper sizer” across the sky and squirting into the morning mist in the most elevated “rock paper sizer” climax ever recorded.